noirakai:

Oh my gosh, I’m so nervous to be posting this but here goes! Here is one of my entries for the Starfighter Music Contest.

This is two themes for Abel, one called “A Million Suns” which is inspired by the frame I attached. I really felt like this was Abel’s “Tatooine Sunset” moment for some reason. The second theme is called “Sky Ballet” and sounds kind of Russian-ey but is mostly supposed to be representative of Abel’s prodigious flying skills and the uh… sassier… side of his personality. I’m sure there’s a better word that I’ll edit in later once I think of it.

I have 3 more songs I hope to finish mixing today!!!

*winces and hesitantly clicks the publish button*

drfondue:

deanthebabysitter:

my preferred method of suicide is sex with Sam Winchester

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

shalrath:

sexuality:

If you think this isn't sexy, then I probably hate you.

itchiki:

asperat:

carboghan:

Opposite to media’s perception of being “sexy”

But still, this is my type of girl.

Gallery

My gooodness unf

lol they’re so fat. how is this sexy xD

^ are you fucking stupid. They’re miles sexier than your skinny ass.

(Source: goo.gl)

whiskey-memories:

bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me

(Source: u-ltravi0lets)

lampsarepeopletoo:

they call me macklemore in math class because im like

what what what what what

what what what what what what what

what what what what

OT3:

me, laptop-kun, and internet-sama

(Source: saharaam)

A guy in my psychology class said he thought orientation could possibly be a choice;

xxic:

i-live-for-glitter-not-you:

i-live-for-glitter-not-you

Me: Okay so if orientation is a choice, choose to be gay, right now.

Him: No.

Me: Why not?

Him: Because I don’t find men attractive

Me: So CHOOSE to find them attractive

Him: ……. I can’t.

Me: Sorry, WHAT was that? You CAN’T????

stOP

THIS IS THE BEST ARGUMENT TOWARDS THIS EVER OMFLKRFJHELKFJHQWKJDHQEFKJHQFKJWEHFKWDJ;lejf;WELFJLWEFJKWEFJWEK

(Source: aloadofjibberjabber)

earlmilford:

[x]

discontentramblings:

idon-tknowagoodurl:

moriartysliveinchum:

nightmareloki:

herpriorities:

Zorro kills a thief in a lecture hall at the University of Michigan.

I AM DYING THIS IS SO GREAT.

I’m dead. Oh my gosh

BRILLIANT.

LOOK OUT HE’S GOT A MOUSCTACHE

My favourite part is the mariachi band

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

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